Country Dictionary

Function:Verb
When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.

You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.

the act of scratching your back with a fork. the longer, the better. Also can be used for scratching of the ass, as well as balls, just be careful not to scratch to hard.

Dave, stop forking your ass!

The most magical place on earth.

I moved to Forks to find my Edward.

other word for crotch, mainly in the UK.

She kicked a guy in his fork. The guy yelled.

To spear on a fork, mainly to eat whatever is on the fork afterwards.

I forked the fish and ate it.

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!

Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!