A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.
Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/
A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.
Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."
Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.
Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.
When a man forgets to do up his zipper
Mojo thought he had his 'Bat in the cave' until Nikki pointed out that his bat was about to fly out
When u gotta poop and you feel it coming out and have to rush to the toilet to release the beast! LOL!
I give this definition credit to my good PAL kelly h.
"Kelly has a Bat in the Cave and needs to get it out fast before it flies out" lol, i dunno!
It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.
When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.
Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!
Clayton: What did you do?
Teddy: Fucked her anyway.