A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tonk - The sound emitted from the persons head when struck by a flashlight.
1 - The tonk was apprehended by the police.
2 - And the tonks keep comming.
The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.
Carpet tonking is not allowed
Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day
A word used to replace 'klutz' (or 'clutz'). It has the same definition of being a clumsy person and is derived from the character of Nymphadora Tonks in the Harry Potter books who was "dead clumsy".
Sister: *walks into supermarket and knocks over a shelf of canned soups* "Crap! I'm sorry.
Brother: *sighs* "You're such a tonks."
This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.
1. That guy is Tonked as!
2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!
I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!
3. Let's go get Tonked
4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)
5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!
6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk