Country Dictionary

A boat tow is when a man tightly grasps a woman's labia while in a body of water (bath tub, pool,etc) and pulls upon it until the woman howls like the horn on a boat.

This bath is really boring.. I'd love for my man to give me a pirate like boat tow!

Get (Towel-eed)- Get high as fuck, get blowd out.

Work sucked today, I'm going to meet up withe boys and get towelied as fuck!

Means a low-life, scum, or loser. Originally a British Royal Naval term. This was a long piece of rope, either frayed at the end, or with a bit of rag tied to the end of it, permanently fixed to a ship, which was dangled into the sea, and therefore, towed, next to the wooden plank with a hole in it which was secured over the edge of the ship, used as a toilet. After the sailor had finished his ablutions, he lifted the rope out of the water, and then wiped his rear-end clean with the wet, frayed end of the rope, and when he finished wiping, the soiled end of the rope was dropped back into the sea to clean itself as it was towed along by the ship. a Towed Rag.

You Tow rag...

When a vehicle that is towing another vehicle engages in a badass display of power and elite driving skill that results in the tow vehicle drifting.

Dude Drew just drift towed the shit out of that truck

To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.

I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.

Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.

Another way of saying a person is drunk, intoxicated or inebriated.

Mike had 20 shots of vodka straight, he was tow up from the flow up