A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To run upon a treadmill, (a gym machine for working-out).
Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!
Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".
2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.
ie. My life... is treadmill-running... at the office... at my gym... in my personal life... and in my mind... This is the point where the movie begins.
When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.
Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?
It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.
The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband
The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.
"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"
"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."
the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos
OMG TREADMILL YOU'RE BACK! HOLY SH*T ITS FINALLY BACK
Treadmill from teardown b00b
A name for Rachele of SBR groupie fame, thought of at the Rock 'n Roll McDonald's by Mike referring to Cosmo's enjoyment of Rachele's shall we say...assets? Particularly on the treadmill during gym.
Damn, that crazy Treadmill-boob got drunk tonight.
to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.
the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill