A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.
"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."
when you pee and nut and ukraine at the same time, also when you are a piss-nuts and are ukrainian
i had an ukrainian pissnut yesterday when masterbating
A term used by western leaders and other imbeciles to describe, what is in fact, a Russian Victory
“Scholz said that Ukraine will join the EU after the Ukrainian victory over Russia” ahhh that means it’s a Russian Victory I see what you did their Silly German sausage!
The act of grabbing someone’s testicles from behind and pulling them back till they sling forward.
“Yo Jonathan gave Timmy the old Ukrainian slingshot in the locker room.”
A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.
Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"
When a guy fucks a girl in her vagina while standing up and holding her ankles and lifting her up and down like a jackhammer. Whilst moving up and down the girl gives a guy ,who is laying down, a blowjob.
John gave Susie a Ukrainian jackhammer whilst she blew Andrew.
"Ukrainian raincoat" is the act of anal sexual intercourse with headless radioactive mutants that have concurrent explosive diarrhea.
Famous actor Chris White was found by witnesses during a Ukrainian Raincoat in the back of a car on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles