A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.an expression having a discretionary undertone and is usually used in a state of confusion, or as an aid in connecting lies or other words into informal grammatical conversations; a word that assists in a person’s conversation.
2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.
Man: Where did you buy those imac computers?
Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...
Adding "ums" to words will make them better in all ways. Except when you use "ums" to make words longer than they usually are. One of the few exceptions to this rule is Dogums, meaning Dog, but making it kick ass.
GayFgt24: Let's play some basketballums after we practice guitarums.
SmartNub43: Dogums.
A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits
-Classroom is silent-
Isaac: UM SEX UM
A word one says when disturbed by pervertedness.
Simon: Ask dillon if he eats cum for breakfast.
Mackenzie: um
Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."
Ding: Um, did you see my book?
Clyde: What was it called?
Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!