A fork of Rural Dictionary
Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.
Person 1: Who is that gorgeous alpha male
Person 2: Thats Marc Valdez for sure!
A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!
Bro that's Lauren Renee Valdez
Man she is smoking hot.
The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
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Person 343: I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!
using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
Massina is like so hot and married to Ilyanna Martinez. She’s so tall and hates Eric Gomez. Audrie Acosta is her bestie westie. Everyone loves Massina😍😍
Hey Massina Valdez is so cool
IKR!!😍