A fork of Rural Dictionary
*usually capitalized* A slang term usually used for anyone that has ever role-played the character Vegeta from Dragonball Z.
Man, I wonder what happened to my old Veggie - I hear he took off for planet 420 again...
Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
A popular talk show personality: “EAT MEAT, SCREW VEGGIE-NAZIS!”
The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging
Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.
When ur vegan coffee makes your bowels uncontrollable
Dawson drank the vegan coffee and had a veggie Blowout of epic proportions
a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.
fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.
Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".
Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!
Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.