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whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 04, 2013

whisky dick

1. The name of a shot composed of very bad rail whiskey and a dash of tobacco, tasting comparable to a hamburger doused in lighter fluid. Invented in Madison, Wisconsin, it is rumored to be an antidote for definition #2.

2. Flaccidity of the penis caused by consuming too much alcohol.

As Josh and Nikko ordered a round of whisky dicks, Sarah smiled, knowing she would be the only one of the trio getting any pussy tonight.

by Ferret Frolicker September 20, 2006

Butt Whisky

A morbid evacuation of the large intestine, commonly known for its Molten Molotov tissue damaging properties due to high gastric levels, testing the very threshold of one’s tolerance with a sensation best described as defecating crushed glass mixed in battery acid, just like you gullet feels after a few shots of cheap whisky.

I will never eat my cooking again, I tell you! I had BUTT WHISKY sooo bad; it melted the freaking toilet and caught it on fire!!!

by Thizzlamicon January 02, 2010

pirateship whisky

crazy whiskey that we found that had a pirateship on it

pirateship whisky and coke means good times

by km4nd0 April 02, 2004

whisky helo

white homo

grady is a whisky helo.

by JBOY28x August 13, 2008

Whisky Dry

1 part of whisky and 1 part of dry ginger ale.... served in a glass with ice.

What would you like to drink?
Get me a whisky dry please.....

by spartyspetz July 31, 2017

Whisky Tango Foxtrot

A more discrete way of saying or writing "WTF" or saying "What The Fuck?". Or a way of asking "What the Fuck?" in less offensive words.

What The Fuck? = WTF

WTF = Whisky Tango Foxtrot

When there are people around you and you wan to be descreet.

You - Hey, Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
friend - I don't know what she's pissed off about.

by costya August 10, 2007