A fork of Rural Dictionary
Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.
A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!
Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!
Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!
Luke: I'll be good.
In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.
Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.
It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.
Naturally large breasts, usually so large as to not be self supporting.
You've got to love a MILF with phat whaps!
A parody of the popular song "rap god" based on the AP World History high school class. An absolutely fire song that few have achieved the feat of writing.
I'm beginning to feel like a WHAP God, WHAP God,
all of the kids from the front to the back nod, back nod