Country Dictionary

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Cold Wilma

The art of giving a pearl necklace to someone outside in the dead of winter. Resembling the white stone neclace worn by Willma Flinstone.

On our trip to Alaska, John gave Sarah Palin a cold wilma on the bridge to nowhere.

by Katt Merley October 22, 2008

wilma jayne

Wilma Jayne is a euphemism for a successful person.

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"That Bill Gates did well but he's no Wilma Jayne. "

by Ineffectual38 March 18, 2016

Wilma Flintstone

Freaky-deaky, loco, crazy, out of control, manic

Ted: "You heading to East Beach this weekend?"

Jenny: "Nah, it's gonna be Wilma Flintstone.. probably can't even park within five blocks.."

by Dr. Gorgeous June 05, 2009

Wet Wilma

Closely related to the infamous "wet willy." The Wet Wilma is where you wet your finger inside of a girls vagina and then stick it in her ear like a "wet willy." It is typically best to do this AFTER sex that way if she does get mad and leaves at least you had sex first.

WARNING: Women do NOT enjoy this and will possibly fight back

After we finished having sex I was slowly fingering her. She kissed me and then told me she loved me. So I slowly brought my finger up to her ear, shoved it in, and said "WET WILMA"

by Zack Herrell July 07, 2012

Winey Wilma

The act of leaving her on the edge of cumming then shoving 2 by 4 ice cubes in her anus while you continue to jerk yourself off.

Nah dawg I gave her the Winey Wilma, she won’t be walking for days!”

by Avafloods January 21, 2021

Welfare Wilma

A particularly low class women in live in high crime , ghetto neighborhoods , Usually of African -American Descent who is dependent on food stamps, Section 8 Housing and above all Food Stamps for sustinance ...

Yo Trey , Why do Datin' Latasha ? She's a welfare Wilma . You can do so much better.

by leavin steven August 28, 2013

wet wilma

a relative of the wet willie, Wet Wilma is the act of licking your finger and then inserting into a female stripper's "glory hole"

the bouncer escorted the man out of the club after he gave the dancer a "Wet Wilma".

by 83Goober January 29, 2011