A fork of Rural Dictionary
October 31: Kiss your Boyfriend Day!
You: hey babe I have a surprise
BF: what is it?
You: *kiss* Its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!
On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve
It’s the 23rd!!
National ride your Boyfriend day
Bet lemme ride
July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.
“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”
On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day
Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day
November 5 is tickle your boyfriend or girlfriend day you get a pass on that day and they can’t be mad about it.
Tickle your boyfriend or girlfriend day is on November 5 you get pass all day to and they can’t be mad
The day she crushes your fucking heart
Hey it’s national break up with your boyfriend day
Every day you suck your boyfriends dick
I suck my boyfriends dick everyday because its suck your boyfriends dick