Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

beaner beamer

A Tijuana taxi type automobile preferred by Mexicans.Typically a mid to late 60's Chevy Impala with a flashy paint job,small wheels and tires,air bag suspension kits,and an interior tricked out in velvet,fake fur,and pom-pom fringe.

Look at that Sombrero head in his beaner beamer.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

beamer sauce

1) An individual that gets jizzed on covering their entire face in order to get what they want.

1) Kevin and Sean ejaculated all over each others faces in order to get tickets to the football game. 2) Kevin took a load of beamer sauce for the Georgia Tech game Thursday night.

by Tico Brohe December 01, 2010

Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

by MissBloodySunshine September 17, 2009

steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!" "Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 09, 2006

Beamer Buddy

A a pair of teens that both own Bmw cars and have sex on the regular occasion.

I’m going to Netflix and chill with my Beamer Buddy.

by Beamer Boy696969 May 03, 2021

Beamer Boy

A Beamer is a a nice bmw car this definition being from the song Beamer boy is implying that lil peep liked bmws and was a Beamer boy even though he did like Mercedes but a Beamer boy is someone who enjoys bmw cars

What kinda car do you have? I have a Beamer I'm kind of a Beamer boy

by Dizzy254 August 03, 2019

Piece of a beamer

1) Getting a piece of really nice ass 2)Fucking an amazing hottie 3) A nice piece of ass

Man I got a piece of a beamer last night and she was fine as wine!!

by BuzzLightyear2012 January 17, 2012