Country Dictionary

Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang

"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."

the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds

fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead

look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.

Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...

A River crossing when a bridge is not appropriate

I cant be arsed to make a bridge so i'll make a ford....

A good American make of automobiles.

I hate foreign cars, go Ford!