Country Dictionary

The odd person in a group of people that is fairly unattractive, usually left out, and unwanted.

Yo why do you hang out with the guy, he's such a floater.

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married... Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

a term to describe the level of someone's gayness. if they are very gay, they float because they are so flam-buoyant.

That guy is wearing a pink boa. He's definitely a floater.

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.

sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level

1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts.. 2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.

1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome! 2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.