A fork of Rural Dictionary
Silly Guy from TF2. He was killed by Engineer But Engineer killed him
Stupidities that conflict with everyday life.
Example 1) Pete: "Look at that homeless guy wearing a wool sweater, its July 18th!" Matt: "No way! Where?! This guy's heavy." Example 2) Brick layer Mike: "Hey, pass me a cinder block on the plank." Brick layer Joe: Non, my harm hurts from pelting da snow last night." That's Heavy
(noun) A specific type of shit. One that the earth's gravitational pull is exerting an unusual amount of force upon. A heavy, when shat, will make a very discernible low-pitched plop in the can. synonyms: deuce, 9-ball
"Dude, I simply cannot finish eating this 12th can of baked beans until I go drop a heavy!"