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Wesley

A kid who just went swimming and now he glows.

My name is Dan, and my name's Rose, our son Wesley kinda glows, and that's not gug, so we suppose we should let it grow.

by XXXXYYYY January 04, 2021

wesley

someone who smokes the erb, who hits bamboo bongs like a pro, rolls blunts like cigars. and best of all a straight up chiller.

dude roll a wesley blunt.

by ahdjgnjkd hknlks October 07, 2010

Wesley

A kind and friendly human being I've ever met! We all love you Wesley!! <33

Wesley is kind :D

by GachaOreoYt June 01, 2021

Wesley

Noun: An ass passing gas.
Verb: To fart in copious amounts, often resulting in soiled undergarments.
Adj: One who has the ability to fart on command.

Kyle: "Did you just wesley?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, do you smell it?"
Kyle: "Dude you should totally check your pants."

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE August 20, 2010

wesley

A musical genius!

He play that instrument as if he was a wesley.
He is such a wesley!

by john Devour August 17, 2011

Wesley

A wesley is a sexy like im not kidding he is so sexy any girl would want a wesley because he has beautiful eyes and bc he is sexy

Girl 1: omg who is that
girl2:its wesley he the sexy person every
wesley: i see yall are talking about me

by Wesleyhayes March 17, 2020