A fork of Rural Dictionary
the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.
who is that girl? she is definitely from the abbey she’s a different breed!
A talented beautiful girl. if you have the chance to be her boyfriend take it. She's always fun to be around. And her laugh is amazingly pretty. Abbey is very funny and quirky, she loves to talk.
Person 1 Damn she's talented Person 2 and beautiful Person 3 she must be an abbey
A girl who is very short, beautiful, crazy and GAY.The kind of girl that gets stared at by everyone, and honked at thinking *WOW* obvioulsy because she's FAF. Everyone loves this bitch , might not be the sharpest of the lot but yeah she'll always be there for you. Never ever will this girl make you upset it's impossible for her . Abbey is the girl you need when your crying , she'll make you forget what or who your crying about. Gorgeous brown hair, tans amazingly , english though not to be confused with spanish or latina. Abbey falls for the wrong guy and rejects the good ones, . All the girls want to be her because of her amazing beauty yet she still calls herself ugly. This girl can make anyone giggle with just one word. , no idea how she does it. To be honest it's hard to be depressed with her around she's a sex goddess YOU NEED TO HAVE AN ABBEY BESTFRIEND OTHERWISE YOUR LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE.
girl: omg why is abbey so damn beautiful I wish I was her boy: dammmnnn abbey looks fine stranger: OMG who is she ?! i'm gonna stare at her awesomeness.
A fun girl, usually short with light colored hair. She rejects aquard people and can always take a joke. extremely sarcastic, almost to a fault. Has a rockin' bod and always makes her self presentable, never sloppy. is a good friend and can keep a secret.
Man, i need more Abbey friends in my life.
A very pretty girl who likes only 1 boy at a time. Usually Pretty Sporty and likes Basketball. Abbeys are very nice and sweet has a lot of friends too. If you meet an abbey you are lucky never leave a Abbey and she won't leave. She will Be by you side a lot. But if she's not Abbey is probably kicking it with her Boyfriend. So if you meet an Abbey NEVER let Her go!!!
Abbey is my BFF Break her Heart I'll Break Your Face!!