Country Dictionary

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

Also, known as Abubakar.
The amazingly good looking fit guy you want but can’t have. He might be somewhat of a player yes, but he’s such a good guy that you’d be willing to put that aside anyway, even though you maybe shouldn’t

Damn, I wish I could be with Baker

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

To have someone completely blow you off for a meeting or event after you talked to them earlier in the day to confirm.

Dude! I guess he ain't gonna make it, he Bakered me. I talked to him this morning and he said he was coming to the birthday party and he hasn't called.

A wonderful, nice, and good looking kid. He pulls all the girls and is really smart and athletic. He usually finds the most special girls somehow. He doesn’t deserve them but he gets them. He’s hot and he’s the best cristian and friend you could ever have.

That kid Baker, is SOOO hot!!😳

1.he who bakes.
2.an insult
3.whatever you want it to mean

1. jim is a baker. he works at the bakery
2. dude your a fuckin baker
3. your mom has a baker in her pants

A short person with homosexual tendencies. Is commonly mistaken for an oompa loompa.

That guy looks to be a baker. He is actually shorter than his shorts.