A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Type of way certain European countries' way of living.
What does Balkan Lifestyle mean?
You know Balkan, bro. We eat gyro and ride T-Max's, Balkan
When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.
That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.
The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.
Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".
Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.
"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."