A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.
A Bessie boo is your absolute best friend. They are called Bessie boos when u are so tired you physically cannot use actual words so Bessie comes out instead of Bestie
Someone who is overly tired: you are my Bessie boo
Non tired person: what the crap does that mean
Overly tired person: it means ur my besfrend
A great person who likes that dic.
Oh yah, I want you to be like 'Lucy Bessie'
A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"
"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
Bessi is a muscle monster and no one wants to fuck with him. He has the biggest dick in the world and is rather stoopid. This is Bessi.
Bessi