A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.
Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off. Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!
To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.
To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.
When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.
Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.
When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !
Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark. Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark? Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 1: Yes. Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever
Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.” Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?” Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”
Adding a web page to a list of favourites for easier future accessibility.
Be well advised to bookmark location for future refernce.