A fork of Rural Dictionary
A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
dude 1, i like brad pit
dude 2, fr?
dude 1, yea
dude 2, sick
dude 1, cool
dude 2, brad pitt is a good acotr
A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?