Country Dictionary

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buckeye gravy

Diarrhea that is watery and it usually splatters all over the toilet bowl. It looks like someone dropped an M-80 into a bucket of brown paint.

I just dropped some buckeye gravy in stall three. Don't go in there!

by Stingray Phil August 01, 2015

buckeye lake

A small village in central Ohio where dreams die.

Did you see what happened to Tim? He got Buckeye Laked

by SavvySharron December 18, 2017

Buckeye Tree

A gentlemens erect genetalia

After 7 whiskey's, The distinguished Colonel inserted his buckeye tree into the southern vixen's sizzling honey pot

by Col. Everhart January 18, 2005

Buckeye Poke

A penis shaft that is covered in diarrhea, and once pulled out, topped with peanut butter and reinserted into the anal cavity.

Dude, I was railing that chick in the ass last night, she neglected to tell me she had the runs, so I ran and grabbed some peanut butter, put it on the head, and reinserted, thus I gave her the "Buckeye Poke"

by bigmac2079 June 22, 2010

Buckeye blues

This is the overwhelming saddness that will be felt by the Ohio State faithful after yet another beating at the hands of the Michigan (Wolverines). It is often accompanied by non-stop consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Mike has terrible case of Buckeye blues.

by MattinVegas November 17, 2006

Ohio Buckeye

The act of stuffing your partners ass with chocolate, peanut butter, and buckeyes then they shit on a glass table while you lay underneath fucking a jar of peanut butter. You finish by scooping the buckeye mix in to a pan and serving it for the holidays. It's a seasonal thing

We made everyone an Ohio buckeye for Christmas...

by Fermundachz October 13, 2017

Columbus Buckeye

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a man who has just finished performing anal sex.

Caught up in the moment, Bob decided to try doing a Columbus Buckeye with the girl.

by r2d2atemyhomework August 20, 2006