A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.
Linda: What did you say
xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.
Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!
Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.
Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC
When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.
"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."
Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.
In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.
Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.
"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."