A fork of Rural Dictionary
You:can you be my friend?
Me the person writing this:yes
Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.
Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.
a catch phrase used to refer to the rejected Street Fighter character Zubaz
Zubaz is going to be on Street Fighter V?
Can you feel the storm?
This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.
Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass”
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass
A way used to tell someone who is doing something that is annoying or to tell to just stop whatever they are doing. Often saying can you just stop alone will not be enough to get your message through. For example if the person you want to stop is a annoying person or just highly persistent often it will take multiple can you just stop. In more extreme cases cursing may be needed to get the message through.
Guy:how was your day?
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP
when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants
-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"
Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.
Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw
Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”
That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”