A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).
Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).
Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.
"Wanna use my beer bong for a little Canadian History Eh"
"I'll go get the puck...Eh"
Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.
The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.
Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.
A dank hole in an otherwise lifeless tundra.
Boy, I sure am tired of staring at all of this Canadian History, really gets me down.
A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.
The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.
A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"