A fork of Rural Dictionary
A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
A great deal. Cant get a better deal anywhere else.
You cant beat free99 with a stick.
Meaning your not going to do something
usually in stressful situation.
"man she want me to lick her too, i cant go"
a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe
i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?
Another way of saying I dont know.
I was gone try 2 see if she wanted to come 2 da house 2night... But I cant tell it...
When you cannot see what you are looking at clearly
1cant see dick with my windows tinted this dark and i almost backed off in that pond
2 Matt hit me in the eye with the paddle now i cant see dick
i physically am not able to. (end of statement)
anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday
Me: i cant hang... but congrats