A fork of Rural Dictionary
Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!
Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
During anal sex you allow yourself to urinate to regain erection and the anal hole drinks the urine.
When I went to my neighbor's and his wife was home alone she asked me if I wanted a Capri Sun I declined and offered her a Reverse Capri Sun instead.
a popular alcoholic drink on the east coast. You mix juice with vodka and a couple of other things and call it a sunrise. Usually fixed at parties, and typically a chic drink.
Taylor- Yo what can I hit you up with?
Jennie- I think I want a sunrise capri sun
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”