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Clopped

1.The Sexual act of ejaculating onto a womans eye and thus causing a slight stinging pain in her eyeball, resembling a cyclops which from it gets its name. 2. Also an adjective for just about any situation.

Bro 1: dude last night i totally clopped that chick last night Bro 2: Shit man thats awesome

by Brohemoth June 22, 2010

Gettin''Clopped

The act of pouring hotsauce in your eyes in an attempt to get the powers of "Cyclops" from X-men

They were gettin''clopped behind the bleachers at yesterday. Do you think the xmen will take them?

by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

Clop-Con

The single biggest gathering in the world of People with a love of My Little Pony porn and My Little Pony porn accessories to come together and discuss things like Futa, Inflation, Human X Pony etc. As a related topic.

Two days after returning from Clop-Con Jerry noticed his sexy Twilight Sparkle pin up posters were missing. Jerry: "Dad where are my Clop-Con posters?" His Dad : "In the trash god damn it!"

by Smith McCool January 28, 2017

Mall Clops

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.

Dude you know wanna do? Fuck a mall clops.

by CMaggieS May 21, 2017

Clap-Clops

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.

"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."

by shmegmatize May 27, 2013

crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle. B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 03, 2010

Clop-Block

A hybrid of Cock-Block and Clopping within the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.

Sam: OMG Spike, GTFO. Stop being such a Flarity Clop-Block! *** Al: Rainbow Dash is such a Clop-Block to all other ships. That playa.

by rewy400 November 24, 2011