A fork of Rural Dictionary
A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.
"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way." "Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.
"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"
Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.
"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"
A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.
I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.
When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.
Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana and Texas in 2005.
Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were the living example of a cluster fuck. Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are another fine example of cluster fuck. Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.
All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention. Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked