A fork of Rural Dictionary
*Sigh* The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s" When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan" which then turned into this hellhole. Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this: "Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃" But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here
As you see here Bob is looking for a youtube video, when he found a video titled: Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃 He never felt so suicidal in his life.
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
When a gay orgy lines up and preforms the sexual act of doggystyle to each other all at the same time. The Leader must be playing the bongo unless there is enough participants to form the similar sexual act of Ouroboros. On the beach is traditional
Hey man, wanna join the rest of the boys for a conga line sesh tonight? Nah man I can't, my butt still hurts from the last one.
The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl It’s the only dance move he’s got
noun. A female boob. When Western explorers first heard the term "Conga" they mistakenly thought the South American tribesmen were referring to a dance. The rhythm was played on two shapely drums. These, coincidentally, looked looked boobs. The tribesmen naturally would move on to the discussion of their wives' congas during the dance. Hence the confusion, hereby corrected, in translation.
"Everybody get ready to Conga!" "Show us your congas!"