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The act of holding a fork or spoon as a base and using the index finger to grab any food and pull the food onto the pre-mentioned base. It allows for mass contamination of food.
Did you see Uncle Steve come in and crane-claw that slice of ham? I'm not going to eat any more of that.
The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.
Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?
When you’re tonguing the bung so badly that you abuse the meat kiwis with your chin— thus tossing the salad whilst scrambling the eggs.
I gave him The Frasier Crane— scrambled eggs all over my face! What is a boy to do?
The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.
The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.
A modified form of the classic "missionary" position, in where you firmly grasp your partners ankles and shift her legs back and forth; much like the levers of a crane. *To announce this 'move', prior to it's execution, is great fun!
Alright baby, you ready? I call this one, the "Crane Operator"!
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"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.
"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy