A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.
You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool.
You over there: You know, that's just Dave.
typically wears leather jackets, scares everyone because of his hard attitude. Generally works at a town market or grocery store.
Wow that guy was totally a dave!
Dopamine Attention Variability Executive-dysfunction. Coined by TikTok user connordewolfe as an alternative name for ADHD/ADD
Dude. Do you have ADHD?
Nah, man, I have DAVE.
How could you have forgotten to blink?
God fucking damnit DAVE
Dave is someone who made stays happy after a long week of rain. 022621
I was so sad until DAVE came around!
I know! It was all gloomy and when he said he liked stray kids it made it made my day.
DAVE best boy
The act of micro-managing. Breathing over someone's back. To ridicule and degrade to the point of exhaustion. Cracking the whip. Micromanagement. Arises from concern for details, incompetence or insecurity. Regardless of the motivation the effect can create resentment and damage trust. Severe forms of micromanagement usually completely eliminate trust Getting Daved can provoke anti-social behavior. He is usually irritated when a subordinate makes decisions without consulting them, even if the decisions are totally within the subordinate's level of authority.
Stop daving me! I'm already doing it! Don't treat me like a three year old.
Putting your junk in a passed out girls hand, repeatedly.
Why did that girl run away?
Yeah she was pissed, she got The Dave.