A fork of Rural Dictionary
national holiday celebrating making new friends
me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!
Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!
example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"
happy eat your friends day!
On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.
You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!
You Expose and drop a pic of friends who acted/were fake asf on Oct.15
Guess what it's Fake Ass Friends Day.. I gotta lot of bitches to post
October 15 is the day were you honor you best friend and give them gift call them do something to show them you love them and if they don’t inter act back they are not you really best friend so hope you have a good October 15
I am going to get keisha a bag of candy for national best friends day I hope she interacts back
On March 20, thank your best friend for being a crack head and for all the stuff you have gone through, without them you wouldn't be yourself
Me: Oh wow thank you McKenzie, Ely and Aiden for being my best friends..
Then: say what now?
Me: it's national best friend day