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death metal

One of the darkest forms of music. Death Metal can scare the living shit out of preppies and other yuppie cockfucks. It contains a quick sound but acts like a slow drill. Devouring your soul and making you prone to "demon head voices". Its violent nature can cause side effects unprepared by many people. Such as hysteria, blindness, suicide, becoming emo and then committing suicide, devotion to satan and then suicide, "demon head voices", possesion, violent behavior to self and others, murder, so on so on. Most people think that gothics only listen to this freak masterpeice, but ney, it is popular with many people, mostly painfuckers and pseudo satanists. To be death metal you need a deep voice and you need to be able to stand in a heap of blood.

Pro-pain, Cannibal Corpse, etc.

by Jorge Sanchez June 21, 2005

death metal

One of the strangest, most original, kind of scary genres of music the world has ever seen.

Hey Matt wanna go see this death metal concert?

by myunicorny1221 September 20, 2018

death metal

music which is sometimes associated with the "goth" trend which is a same because it is great music. death metal has growling a earspliting vocals, fast drums and guitars. death metal seems less organized and rehearsed than normal music

dismember,cannible corpse, children of bodom

by kyoshira November 27, 2004

death metal

Brutal metal. I have no problem with the music, it's just...What chips at most death metal fans asses(and I'm not saying all) if they don't even buy or listen to Nu-metal? Un-FUCKING-Belivable!

Death metal is a complex and pretty brutal style of metal, if only SOME of their fans.....

by o6v+8 September 16, 2003

death metal

complete and utter shit

Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you like death metal?" Guy 2: "No." 'Guy 2 then sets Guy 1 on fire and pushes him into heavy traffic.'

by TechnoFTW November 13, 2007

death metal

Shitty music. The lowest kind of music there is.

That's right I said it..death metal is shit, faggots.

by nevermindthatnoiseyouheard March 27, 2007

death metal

the worst fucken music you can hear. Sounds like the vocalist is choking on a giant cock (ie; canibal corpse)Bands that make this music know they have no chance at selling music in the metal industry because the suck fucken ass. People who listen to this music want to kill them selves and the bands who make this music should be shot in the fucken head.

I was cutting my wrists last night listening to canibal courpse a death metal band (the worst fucken dick sucking band of all time) but i decided to wait and just slit my throat at there next concert.

by nick march March 27, 2008