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An alternative metal band which a disproportionate amount of men listen to for the musical technique and a disproportionate amount of women listen to because it makes them horny. But in the end, Deftones makes everyone jizz in their pants.
My favorite Deftones member is Chino's goatee.
a dilf moaning into a microphone with some music in the background
Jay: sing a deftones song
Mike: *moans loudly*
Jay: good job!
Horny Guitar Band.
Once you listen to them, you are doomed, there's no going back and it'll never be enough.
You are hot if you listen to Deftones. There is no other option.
It doesn't work to listen to them anymore, I need them to actually swallow me whole. I need to physically be consumed by Deftones
Do you listen to Deftones?
Yes I would love to makeout to their entire discography, thank you for asking.
When it's close to the end of the year and you desire forgiveness and atonement, but you remember you aren't religious so god can't hear you.
As the end of the year gets closer I think of all the ways I've trespassed against my fellow man and I am overcome by a sense of deftonement.