A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.
Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.
This is what Google translate comes up with for the British insult of calling someone a "thick tit"
Gee, that Tony Abbott is one dense breast.
Excessively full and firm breasts
Bro, was Payton's rack as nice in person as her nudes?
Yeah man, she has dense breasts.
A breast that is firm, not flappy, holds its own.
Jim: Damn Sarah's rack is popping
Steve: I know right, she's got dense breasts
Breasts that are hard and not soft and squishy. Having dense breasts means that you have an increased chance of getting breast cancer.
Girl: Do my boobs feel hard to you?
Guy: Yeah those are some dense breasts! Not as hard as my dick though
Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.
man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?
man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.
also see: soulja boy