Country Dictionary

dick riding is when a person decides to be on top of someone all the time to a point where they get annoying. then when you try to get away the follow and continue trying to get your attention.

bro get the fuck away can you stop dick riding me the fuck

When someone is on someone’s dick

Jerry is on John’s dick Get off his dick jerry Jerry is Dick Riding

What Will always does to Jack just for some cool extra points or usually just to get some attention on the gc even tho he never really gets anything in return

I Will, will be dick riding Jack on the gc today

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing * the person: bro your dick riding me

Dre being Dre

Dre was constantly dick riding Dan

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea. The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

Dick ride day is on August 4th

Jake:Stop dick riding bro. Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up