A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something is a lie or very not true
1:You definitely didn’t walk the gold fish
2:that’s donkers I did that earlier.
(I just made that word up cause I was bored )
A middle aged man who complains about doing manual labor, addicted to cigarettes and alcohol and fears dying.
Hey man did you see the donker crying on the job today" he was smoking up a storm, yet talking about how he fears death?
A term coined by some guy on YouTube that means a huge pair or boobs or Weiner. Usually accompanied by pink fuzzy handcuffs.
Rya was looking at donker pics on google this morning.
Verb. To misconfigure an IT service or device, resulting in a failure that creates additional work for another IT employee. Derives from the Docker software system.
Bro, you Donkered my server and the boss thought we were under a cyber attack!
They hired that guy and he completely Donkered the mail server his first week.
A Donker is a fatass cone of gorilla glue, or other strong sativa/hybrid.
While they can be smoked by a single person for full effect, donkers are usually split between three or four regular smokers.
Dude like I know I smoked a full donker, but this shit’s whacky tacky strong dude.