A fork of Rural Dictionary
ugly girl with no friends, yet who is physically unable to not hang around with those who hate her. Lack of a personality may result in drooling on those she talks to. Also known as "cake-face" or "bitch"
I don't know why you don't like me, and I hate you. I'll stay anyway, though. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
An ugly little girl with no friends, thinks that people are joking when they make fun of her, and is DESPERATE for friendship
noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste! After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
Another way of saying "the runs" or diarrhea.
Phil: Hey Pete, how was McDonald's? Pete: It was okay, except for pot of doody stew I made afterwards. Phil: Ew.