A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any boy who lies about being a drug dealer and is bisexual and has a bitmoji of a girl they are commonly named Jacob and get made fun of in group chats
Ew is that the tranny drug dealer
The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena
The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.
Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.
Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Someone who takes pills and sells them saying they are real drugs that will get you high
"Is Tom selling ecstasy? Man I want some to drop in some girls drinks so I can bang them and they wont know"
"Nah man those are not real, they`re fake, hes a Fake Drug Dealer"
The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena
The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.
Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.
Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."
Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."
Bro 1: "God dammit."
the phrase for weird shady looking people near you
Coming soon to drug dealers near you!
A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)