Country Dictionary

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eBay

A place where you can by a man to dress up as Larry Bird and dig you a hole.

I need a 1987 figurine of a globe that is hand painted. Where can i find that? TRY eBay!

by boom-shocka-locka January 10, 2006

ebay

a wonderous place on the internet that supplies me w/ hours of laughfter, fears, joy, and so many other emotions I can't even describe. Also it's the only place online where you can find peeps dumb enough to pay $5 for a sailor moon tooth brush =_=

Prisitine: Oh what did ya get on ebay? SB: A buncha nifty sailor moon toys I had been looking for! ^_^ Pristine: How much did ya end up paying? SB: $5.00 for the auction and $200 for s+h Prisitne: O.O......

by Shankie Bear December 24, 2004

eBay

A website auction where you rip people off because they're stupid or people rip you off because you're stupid. See: Napster

by Sedi June 01, 2003

ebay

A person who can find anything and sell it to you, ie. a drug dealer that can get you anything you need! (your dealer who can get anything from schedule 2 substances to stolen 64" plasma televisions, You call him eBay)

They used to call richard eBay!

by CrimSonSPYder January 06, 2006

ebay

The place where I keep 80% of my income!

Honey, I just bought Genuine Babe Ruth autographed Aluminum bat for $200.00!

by Doggy Fizzle June 04, 2003

EBay

Ever wondered why Ebay is an addiction? There is a subliminal messege in the title E.B.A.Y. (E)veryone (B)uys (A)ll (Y)ear & (Y)ou (A)re (B)uying (E)verything

Everyone Buys All Year You Are Buying Everything on EBay

by wonderfulwardy April 03, 2010

ebay

An endless, nearly global electronic yard sale with every other word of advertising copy misspelled or misused; the best thing that ever happened to fatten and sustain the bottom lines of UPS and FedEx; but sometimes a great way to get what you want since junk commandeered the marketplace.

"Irregardless of price, this amazing (old electric fan, classic Harris Tweed jacket, tired old toaster, marvelous Advent loudspeaker, and so forth) can be liek new if you'll put in more effrot then I planned to when I buoght it off eBay last moth, and I only carge a small handlign fee (enough to pay my car insurance for next month) + shipping." Aaaargh.

by Potrzebie February 12, 2007