A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.
"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"
" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="
When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear
Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing
A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.
Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis
Intercourse in its smallest form
Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen
Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."
Guy 1: That japanese girl is hot...
Guy 2: She's a total ELF.
An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.
Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!