Country Dictionary

Fail In General

dude that skater just figged on Xodia, that new monster halfpipe

1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying

1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."

An awesome person who everyone loves and who loves everyone. The life of the party, someone who lights up the room when they enter

Oh man Stephanie is here? Sweet! What a fig, it's not a party without her!

A variation on 'fag', and a popular way to insult one of your male companions who is acting effeminate.

You look like a fig in that t-shirt.

Frigid Indian Girl

"man, you two have been a couple for three years, you must have bumped uglies a few times!"
"naah bro she's a total fig, she just wants to talk"
"damn"

"fake nig"
If a super white girl fake tans making her look like a black girl, then she's a fig.

Ew look at her tan. She's such a fig.

Famous Imaginary Girlfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The male version is FIB, Famous Imaginary Boyfriend.

My FIG, Jessica Alba, looked great at the Oscars this year.