A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Force is a field of power that is meant to serve those who are worthy. The Jedi treat the Force as a burden. They refuse to accept its true nature.
The following allows those who believe in true power to glimpse the true nature of the Force:
Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain vitory.
Through victory, ny chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
A power of some sort that only Jedi's can control.
Luke- I don't feel it...
Obi Won- yea, you can...just go with the feeling...
Luke- what feeling?
Obi Won- the one in your pants...
Only Jedi's can control this force.
Sitting on the shitter and pushing as hard as you can
Your face goes red and you get all sweaty
When you are in a soccer game and you kick the ball you are exerting a force on the ball
An imposition, annoyance, or problematic occurrence. A force can be something one has to do that they don't want to, it can be an inconvenience, or it can be an exclamation when something doesn't go your way. People can 'Force it", being the cause of a Force, but a Force can also occur in and of itself, it may or may not be someone's fault.
Teacher: "Your 38 page thesis on potato farming, in mid 20th century Idaho is due by tomorrow"
Student: "FORCE! Damn fellow students, that bitch is Forcing it!"
*Starts to rain, getting Person A all wet*
Person A: "FORCE! Im getting all wet!"