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Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

by Jesus Cristos August 19, 2007

Frosted Corn Flakes

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.

Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?

by jackhoff247 December 09, 2010

frost-my-flakes

After much intercourse you will bend your partner over thenforth proceed to release spurm/ or ejaculate onto your partners back. then proceed to shake your hair rapidly releasing a snow like structure that is known as dandruff. this will only work if you can hold yoir spurm and not shower for weeks.

man 1: dude theres A serious white mountain lion in your bedroom. man 2: no dude me and the misses water has been out for sometime and she aske me to frost-my-flakes. man 1: lucky!!!

by jotcarlos February 15, 2011

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 11, 2018

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 11, 2018

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017

frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.

When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.

by DakotaSlim November 30, 2015