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Fuck a Bitch Friday

Whenever its friday, you call up a bitch to fuck her. If you forget or if its not big enough, your a loser!

Austin: Man I gave Stephanie the best creampie. Brad: Wait, it's Fuck a Bitch Friday?! Damn I forgot. Nick: If it makes you feel better, my dick was too tiny. No pussy for me... Austin: LMFAO losers!!

by BLаZe September 25, 2019

Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic February 10, 2012

Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF)

On Friday, or any day someone messes with you, don’t worry cause it’s “Fuck Nigga Friday” in this bitch.

I swear if that mother fucker says one thing out of hand Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF) gonna come a day (early/late)

by Morgan Atkins June 19, 2021

Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex

Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking? Person 2: idk maybe Rachel

by Therealsnake123 August 28, 2020

Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk. Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock

Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday. Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :( Martina: Fuck this shit Friday? Justin: You know it!

by Flubber92 January 11, 2014

Fuck Fest Friday

The end of the week when you finally get to grab your sexual interest and do your thing together. More bluntly put; go out with your interest, down some drinks, listen to some music and fuck each other's brains out all night.

Chick 1: "where were you last night?" Chick 2: "you kidding, it was Fuck Fest Friday! We were in every room!" Chick 1: "ooh nice!"

by Lady LvDead March 13, 2022

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’ ‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC

by wheresl1am April 04, 2024