Country Dictionary

Fum a word to call somebody an idiot-by my mother

person A:help me hide the body

person B:omg not another one your such a fum

Fuck You Money. Money that justifies your situation/personality/etc.

Macaulay Culkin may be a loser, but he has many millions in fuck-you money.

A word to describe something thats fluffyness is so intense, you can feel it just by looking. Can be used to describe absolutely anything.

1. Douche Bag: Dude.. you're friggin fat.

Innocent Awesome Person: I'm not fat, I'm FUM!

2. Charles: Dude! I just saw the fumest walrus EVER!

Bert: Oh did your mom walk by?

Charles: No. Yours did.

3. Trixy: O mah gaw! My vest is sooo fluffy!

Alex: .... Your vocabulary sucks. The word's fum. Tard.

the shiny part on a bald person's head where light reflects off it, often enabeling a reflection to be seen

Person 1: Hey check out that bald dude!

Person 2: I can't, the light from his fum hurts my eyes.

Front Bum - see fop

check out the fum on that skank

Both of them.

Give me one of the dice.. nevermind, just hand me bo fum.

When a bloke fum bucks another bloke in the ass.

When me and Jonny fum buck in the boat tonight.